Twit Buys Twitter

Everyone’s talking about how less-cool, more-annoying Tony Stark just bought Twitter, and worrying about how this might make Twitter less relevant in the future.

Well, uh, good. Twitter sucks. It’s one of those tools that the only reason anyone uses it is because everyone uses it. I hope Mr. Burns turns it into the next “Truth” farce, so everyone can just move on. Get a blog instead. Party like it’s 2002.